Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Zombie Texters Alert

I work at a diamond store on West 57th Street.

This morning I counted the number of people with a cellphone in their hand.

60%.

30% of them had their eyes glued to the screen.

Lost to the world.

I have an old flip phone.

I can't do anything with it other than text and make calls.

I feel so left out.

Just like Buddha.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Candlemas?

From RT.Com

In a stunt gone wrong, a German male caused a huge explosion in his garden after he thought it would be a bright idea to throw lit candles onto a large mound of garbage soaked in highly-flammable substances.

The man is seen hesitating and taking a few steps back in the footage, which is believed to have been taken somewhere in Germany. He tosses the candles onto the giant mountain of crumpled paper.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Rice Burner Menage a Trois

According to a friend of Big Al Harlow, Rick Loebach, back in 2013 the driver of this Honda crotch rocket rider was traveling at approximately 85 mph.

A VW driver was talking on a cell phone when she pulled out from a side street, apparently not seeing the motorcycle. The rider's reaction time was not sufficient enough to avoid this accident.

The car had two passengers and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them. The Volkswagen actually flipped over from the force of impact and landed 20 feet from where the collision took place.

All three involved (two in the car and the bike rider) were killed instantly. This graphic demonstration was placed at the Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department..

Pass this on to car drivers or soon to be new drivers, or new motorcycle owners and especially everyone you know who has a MOBILE phone!!! A picture is worth a thousand words.

Save a life. Stop talking on mobile phones and Texting while trying to drive.

Idiots.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Shotgun Up Your Butt

One cure for a scratchy ass.

Permanent.